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Alright, so my Gluten free diet ended about two weeks ago, and in good timing with the Holiday's coming and going. I still need to have a little celebration of it by going out and feasting on either pizza, pancakes, or good hardcore Chinese food. It is going to be awesome!

Okay, story time. For those of you who don't know me as well as you wish you did, well you may want to take notes. Please do not allow food or liquid to be around me in a humorous or possibly humorous setting. If it is around do not allow me to partake, choking may occur. No choking will occur. I have choked on my food multiple times while I was among my coworkers. May I just need to go to another lunch table or something. I choked my second week on chocolate milk because a coworker said his children heard that chocolate milk was made to cover up all the blood and puss in milk. Ha ha yeah right, I laughed but instead of spitting my milk out I swallowed it. Bad idea because my lungs were messed up for at least that whole week. I could not breath.

Just this last week I was straightening in our Mountain room where we have this Bear head mounted on the wall. My Bosnian coworker and I were talking and then I went back to work. He however was checking out the Bear head. Now my Bosnian friend can say the most dumb things and I crack up because of how it sounds with his accent. It's like 10 times more hilarious then it really should be. Anyways, he was pretty much talking to the bear. I took a big healthy gulp of water and before I could swallow, my coworker says to the bear, "You Moron."

Yeah, I know it doesn't sound funny, but you would of had to been there. It was hilarious and well instead of swallowing my water I spit it out all over my cart. Thank goodness it was empty. I laughed and choked and my coworker laughed and of course made sure I was really alright. So again friends, please no food around hilarious company.

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